Comedy shyari

 1.zulfon mein fulon ko sajake aayi hain;

    chehrese dupatta utake aayi hai;

    kisine pucha aaj badi khoobsurat lag rahi hain;

    maine kaha syayad aaj naahake aayi hain.

2.ankhon mai nami ore dil mein gam hai;

   kya apka bhi syllabus zyada ore time kam hai?

3. Na ussey meri qadar, na mujhe uski qadar;

two parellel line not interest to each othere..

4. Zindagi behaal hai;

na soor hai, naa taal hai;

mera msg box bhi pura kangal hai;

kya apke factory mai hadtaal hai;

yaar kuch toh bhejo, yeh mere mobile kay zindagi ka sawaal hai.

5. India is a nation

dadar is a station.

don't fall in love, first complete your education..

6. na kisi se dosti,

na kisi se pyar,

circle ka circumference 2πr.

7. chand par likhdu naam tera yeh mere dil mai khayal aata hai,

ek toh mera hath waha pohach nahi sakta

dusra yeh khayal din mein aata hai.

8. Dil se dil laga kar toh dekho,

koi ache dost banakar toh dekho,

log uth uth kar gale milenge tumse,

ek bar ache sabun se nahakar toh dekho.

9. Tujhe dekhtahi rab se kardi aarzu,

aal tu jhalal tu aayi balaal ko taal tu.

10. Abhi suraj nahi dooba;

jara sham toh honedo.

woh khud aa jayegi online,

jara ghar ka kaam toh honedo.

11. Uchi hai building lift teri band hai

future ka pata nahi life puri jhand hai.

12. Dear life ke dukh

bhai thoda toh rukh.

13. Teri smile pe marte hai itne log janu,

marte nahi jitne dettol se kitanu.

14. Apne ruthe paraye ruthe 

yaar ruthe na

khwab tuthe vaade tuthe

streaks yeh tutte na.😂😅

15. Uske waade agar sach hote,

Toh aaj hamare judwa bache hote.😂

16. Snap streak ki mujhe bhi bimari hai,

logonko dekhkar pata chalaki yeh toh mahamari hai.😂

17. Dhire dhire woh mujhse impress hon gayi hai,

Pehle just freind, fr best freind, fr unfriend hon gayi hai..🤣😅

18. GF dhundne mein gaya,

gf mili na koi,

bhaiya bhaiya sabh kahe 

saiyaan kahe na koi..

19. Simran naam tha uska, sim badalke run hongayi.